Florida Redneck Survival Guide Checklist Tee

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Every Florida redneck has a checklist. It just lives in their head and has never once been written down, until now. This Florida redneck shirt puts the unspoken rules of old Florida life into an official checklist format, and it checks out completely.

The design is deadpan and detailed, rendered in a vintage checklist style that feels equal parts instructional and absurd. For anyone who grew up in real Florida, it reads like a field guide to their entire childhood.

A standout funny Florida t-shirt and the kind of Florida redneck gift that lands every time, birthdays, Father's Day, or any day someone needs to be reminded where they came from.

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  • Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
  • Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
  • Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz) 
  • Regular fit
  • Unisex sizing

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.