Florida Woman 100% Verified Tee
Certified Unbothered
She's seen things you wouldn't believe, gator wrestling, hurricane parties, a Waffle House at 3am, and she came out the other side certified unbothered. Celebrating Florida's most legendary internet folk hero, where chaos is just Tuesday and nothing fazes a true local, this design features a vintage badge with a confident silhouette in a distressed, sun-faded palette of deep teal, burnt orange, and cream. Built explicitly with a weathered, hand-screened texture, it's a premium piece of heritage apparel for true Florida women, locals with a sense of humor, and collectors of roadside culture.
- Technical Specs: Florida Heritage Series / Florida Folklore Edition
- Vibe: Florida Folk Hero / Certified Unbothered / Vintage Floridiana
- Occasions: Everyday wear, gifts for Florida women, conversation-starter tee for anyone who's "seen it all"
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More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Salty Saint Studio
- Email: contact@support.saltysaintstudio.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Florida Woman 100% Verified Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
